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    What is MUNI Haiku?

    MUNI is the San Francisco Municipal Railway. MUNI Haiku celebrates and shakes a fist at all that is good, bad and curious about SF public transit.

    The world-famous and locally-reviled fleet is made up of gas buses, electric buses, connector buses, historic streetcars, lightrail trains and the iconic cable cars. It's complemented in some parts of town by BART, the subway that connects SF to its outskirts.The creator of this site absolutely worships the Italian orange F Markets.

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    6.27.11

    Clipper reader out
    Driver looks at me and pouts
    Hey man, not my fault
    -Joshua, aka baldmale

    31 Balboa [+]
    1.26.11

    Wheelchair ramp is long.
    Longer than driver knows
    Hits bus stand, bus down

    2.20.10

    Why didn’t you stop?
    This is an express bus sir.
    Next stop is downtown.
    - baldmale @ baldmalerolemodel.com

    2.4.10

    Back door. Stop! Back Door!
    I hear that cry in my sleep.
    Please open the door.
    - baldmale @ baldmalerolemodel.com

    2.3.10

    On MUNI we met-
    From fun to crazy she went.
    Now I walk to work.
    - baldmale @ baldmalerolemodel.com

    5.30.08

    on the thirty one
    driving through ugly part now
    bang i am shot dead

    3.22.08

    Speed Racer guns it
    7am I surf the aisle
    trying not to die

    7.12.06

    express 31
    flying home on Bush
    is driver on crack?
    –Lilli Ann

    early in the day
    back door of the 31
    sometimes smells like piss
    –Lilli Ann

    8.17.05

    Standing in the wind
    Fifteen… thirty minutes pass
    Why do you hate me?
    —lisa ko