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    What is MUNI Haiku?

    MUNI is the San Francisco Municipal Railway. MUNI Haiku celebrates and shakes a fist at all that is good, bad and curious about SF public transit.

    The world-famous and locally-reviled fleet is made up of gas buses, electric buses, connector buses, historic streetcars, lightrail trains and the iconic cable cars. It's complemented in some parts of town by BART, the subway that connects SF to its outskirts.The creator of this site absolutely worships the Italian orange F Markets.

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    Full of yuckiness,
    Pistachios all over
    Greasy seat nonsense

    38 Geary [+]

    boys on the bus with
    Gumby haircuts, smelling of
    chronic and grape gum.

    running uphill in
    kitten heels I could not catch
    the bus, now I’m late


    Our eyes meet briefly
    A thing happens, scares us both
    Please Hold On to what?
    -Michael Hopkins

    I smolder with joy
    The 38 rolls onward
    I light fires nearby
    -Michael Hopkins


    no full fares paid here
    just seniors, kids, the back door-
    the way we get by


    Graffiti showcase
    Not even ads compete here
    This bus line is trashed


    Muni: Beloved
    transit, social scene, punching
    bag, and urinal.
    –Mary Salome


    Thirty-Eight Geary
    “The Bus of the Shattered Dreams”
    a name most well earned


    don’t run to the front
    step down push bar
    make decision idiot


    back for a short time
    muni- just as i left it
    dont really miss it


    smells like shit and piss
    oh, that’s the street bum back there
    got to get off now!!


    stop go and feel ill
    smelly man sits near me
    look out! vomit comes.

    my son is cute boy
    touch him and i will hurt you
    i am mommy bear


    kid standing on seat
    eating cool ranch doritos
    just sit the hell down


    NextMuni taunts with
    broken promises of the
    phantom Limited
    –Mary Salome


    i love garlic and
    i love spicy food but not at
    8 o’clock am

    i’ll keep going when
    the bus stops lurching – til then,
    you go back there first


    Whoa, easy granny!
    Let me get off first, OK?
    You see that logic?


    sardine can express,
    why pack in more passengers?
    the hill is too steep.

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