Diesel bus heavy
With smell of humanity
And Arizmendi
–seamus

Just north of Glen Park
Will driver stop at Malta?
Fifty/fifty, dude
–seamus

X times Y equals
Muni, where X is “Body”
And Y is “Odor.”
–E.K.L.

An experiment
In what happens when no one
Has showered for days.
–E.K.L.

I’m no math whiz, but
I can see that the driver
Shorted my transfer.
–E.K.L.

five fulton, late night
twentieth to fourty-third
not a single stop
–bobboman

party on the N
busted before it started
sorry, newmindspace
–bobboman

Show me a J-Church
That’s on time, and I’ll show you
A talking beansprout.
–E.K.L.

You slither throughout
This great city, doing no
Good for anyone.
–E.K.L.

seventy-one haight
at the curb after my meal
makes me quite happy
–bobboman

Muni is like poo.
It comes out of a tunnel
And, boy, does it smell!
— E.K.L., dedicated to A.K. Lewis

metro improvement
market shuttle to castro
ten o’clock onward
–bobboman

J church on the N
going fast where I don’t know
sounds like a freight train
–bobboman

From ‘Third’ came ‘T’, yet
There’s no J-Judah, C-Church.
Off to a bad start.
–Javier Ruiz

dumpy one oh eight
job corp trash with BB guns
please get arrested

So, seriously,
Muni, you suck so so much.
Just die already.

E.K.L. is back
And she’s here to say, “Muni
Needs to go away!”
–E.K.L., evidently