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    What is MUNI Haiku?

    MUNI is the San Francisco Municipal Railway. MUNI Haiku celebrates and shakes a fist at all that is good, bad and curious about SF public transit.

    The world-famous and locally-reviled fleet is made up of gas buses, electric buses, connector buses, historic streetcars, lightrail trains and the iconic cable cars. It's complemented in some parts of town by BART, the subway that connects SF to its outskirts.The creator of this site absolutely worships the Italian orange F Markets.

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    11.29.06

    She boards through back door.
    Driver: “Get off now.” Woman:
    “Bullshit! I’m busy!”
    –E.K.L.

    45 Union/Stockton [+]
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    11.20.06

    i say muni sucks-
    sam trans cushy seats might be
    the ultimate hell.

    General [+]
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    11.17.06

    1982
    new Boeing LRV at
    Church and 30th.

    articulated
    high tech future of my youth–
    at Rio Vista!

    295bus

    J- Church [+]
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    i left way early
    destination: union st.
    muni takes forever

    General [+]
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    11.16.06

    stop yelling at the
    old lady. she can hardly
    walk. driver. i cry.

    28 19th Avenue [+]
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    11.15.06

    the L never came
    streetcorner: cold, dark, sketchy
    gave up. go taxi!

    K-L-M-N - Owl [+]
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    the brakes are broken
    speeding car we lurch forward
    argonaught vomit

    Cable Car - Powell & Mason/Hyde [+]
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    cute little streetcar
    i roll my eyes, tourists gawk
    keep gliding along

    F - Market & Wharves [+]
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    40 more minutes
    college students and creepsters
    cellphones and cold wind

    M - Oceanview [+]
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    11.10.06

    streetcar does not end
    past where the back door begins
    why not move on back?
    –tigerlil

    F - Market & Wharves [+]
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    11.6.06

    stop short, mean driver
    market, van ness, what a mess
    destination, hell
    -SK

    General [+]
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    crack, booze, prostitute
    mehtamphetamine, fart
    tranny, un-paid fare
    –SK

    14 Mission [+]
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    Ugh, 3rd and Market
    Old Chinese folks push and shove;
    Today I push back!

    15 Third [+]
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    each fifteen minutes
    says “average” waiting time
    none come, then all three
    – JK

    N - Judah [+]
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    11.4.06

    why do you exist
    your fifteen minute headways
    might as well be none

    General [+]
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    the true people’s bus
    you toil tirelessly
    i love to hate you

    38 Geary [+]
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    Mid-day twenty-one
    a sunny ride down market
    marred by the cursing

    21 Hayes [+]
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    11.3.06

    It’s dark and rainy
    And I’m on the forty-five.
    Please pass the Draino.
    –E.K.L.

    45 Union/Stockton [+]
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    I’d like to think that
    The drivers were nice people
    At some point in time.
    –E.K.L.

    F - Market & Wharves [+]
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    Beads of sweat, dripping.
    Gripping two canes in one hand.
    No one gives their seat.
    –E.K.L.

    30 Stockton [+]
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