Muni’s yearly loss:
Twenty-five million dollars.
Riding free: priceless.
–E.K.L.

Fare ditchers! Such nerve!
The only folks with more nerve:
MUNI EMPLOYEES.
–E.K.L.

Muni in the news!
Folks are sneaking on buses!
No one wants to pay?
–E.K.L.

N Judah Caltrain
No more thanks to the T Third.
Hello to J Church!
–rtkim

Unfit to raise kids.
You have three boys nonetheless.
Saddest ride ever.
-JLS

Yelling in the back.
Urine stream heading my way.
There’s no escape.
–JLS

I’m Jill’s Muni muse?
Almost makes riding Muni
Worth the agony!
–E.K.L.

Back door she calls out
Then a bunch of us shriek it
Bus design problem

I have now become
one of those san franciscans
Who rides for one block
–bobboman

S Shuttle, or K?
humans, computers dont know
send it back! he says
–bobboman

MUNI brass think a
single N at rush hour
helps — not much, bastards.

If you’re late your bus
won’t come till two whizz by the
other way (too bad)

Why, dear old lady.
Do you have to elbow me?
GEEZ! That really hurt!
–Extra Spicy

Old sport calls the stops
on second car in Avenues
just for the ladies

orange streetcar waits
at church and dolores stop
while i find my pass

O no he ditn’t.
I kick the bus and curse him.
Driver pass me by.

You have two bags fish.
At every stop you fall down
yet seem surprised – why?

This bus is stanky!
The stanky man just got off!
Open up all the windows!

Sir you must really love crack
Enough to light up next to
my visiting 12 year old sister