If Muni were food,
It would be poop-eroni
Pee-zza with tripe sauce.
–E.K.L.

Inefficient trains
Who controls my journey home?
I would rather walk
–caveman

Confucius says, “If
You don’t like stank-ass buses,
Steer clear of Muni!”
–E.K.L.

Oh, festering wound,
Thou wretched laceration,
Thy name is Muni!
–E.K.L.

Muni’s like a rash.
It arrives with no warning.
And it’s unsightly!
–E.K.L.

Muni is a boil
On the otherwise smooth butt
Of San Francisco.
–E.K.L.

invisible stops
the unknowing wait for them
it’s an express bus!
–bobboman

the morning express
suits, heels- even casual
all seem unhappy
–bobboman

Oh, wherefore art thou,
Muni? Ah, there thou art! Right
Smack dab in my way.
–E.K.L.

Driving up Castro
Is a nightmare. Thanks a lot,
Big-ass 24.
–E.K.L.

I haven’t been on
Muni in two months! It’s true!
Thanks, City CarShare!
–E.K.L.

It’s just me and you
waiting for the cable car.
You’re drunk- I take bus.
–bsoongrl

Twenty-two minutes
is a long time to wait with
Crazy Backpack Man.
–Mary Salome

Tourists ride outside
“It’s more fun!” comes the chorus
“but it’s cold” says I
–bsoongrl

eh aren’t you afraid
that you’ll fall off? tourist asks
I prefer to stand
–bobboman

A concert tonight
Bus packed but I have bassoon
Sorry everyone!
–bsoongrl

the 14 Mission
scares me more than I’d admit
I’d rather take BART
–oneragingstar

peak of the city
found it on my way to work
hungover, with coffee
–oneragingstar

drunk, the 22
is like a magic ferry
wait if you believe
–oneragingstar

Twenty nine at night
Everyone seems so desparate
City and life, edges.
–bsoongrl