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    What is MUNI Haiku?

    MUNI is the San Francisco Municipal Railway. MUNI Haiku celebrates and shakes a fist at all that is good, bad and curious about SF public transit.

    The world-famous and locally-reviled fleet is made up of gas buses, electric buses, connector buses, historic streetcars, lightrail trains and the iconic cable cars. It's complemented in some parts of town by BART, the subway that connects SF to its outskirts.The creator of this site absolutely worships the Italian orange F Markets.

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    10.26.07

    they took you from me
    15 3rd, now i suffer
    stink fish spit pushed pigs

    30 Stockton [+]
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    10.25.07

    You carry my bike.
    Too noisy at 6 AM.
    You make me Love/Hate.
    –blocuse

    1 California [+]
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    “N” stands for never
    Like an unrequited love
    Why do you scorn me?
    -James M.

    N - Judah [+]
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    10.24.07

    i love garlic and
    i love spicy food but not at
    8 o’clock am

    38 Geary [+]
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    i’ll keep going when
    the bus stops lurching – til then,
    you go back there first

    38 Geary [+]
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    i am sitting here
    there are seats back there yet your
    bag’s still in my face…?

    General [+]
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    10.18.07

    You’ve made me so late-
    can you make it any worse?
    wheelchair lift is stuck.
    -kimballi

    47 Van Ness [+]
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    Yells: Back Door, Back Door!
    Everyone on the bus:
    Step down! Step down! (dick)
    -Kimballi

    7 Haight [+]
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    Whoa, easy granny!
    Let me get off first, OK?
    You see that logic?
    -Kimballi

    38 Geary [+]
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    Hey, Driver -my Stop!
    Bell sound means “stop requested”
    Don’t you understand?
    -Kimballi

    30 Stockton [+]
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    10.12.07

    At Sunset at last-
    Hey, drunk mullet guy, could you
    Get off of me now?
    –loveofhades

    L - Taraval [+]
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    The 23 comes
    one time a day. Or two times,
    if you are lucky.

    23 Monterey [+]
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    I have seen three now.
    O, the hateful twenty nine.
    Pass me by again.
    –loveofhades

    29 Sunset [+]
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    Three digit number
    Far away island hopping
    This one, it scares me.
    –loveofhades

    108 Treasure Island [+]
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    What is this ‘Owl’ bus?
    It is one a.m. and I?
    I see no buses.
    –loveofhades

    K-L-M-N - Owl [+]
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    Pointless sixty-six.
    Just Vicente to Judah?
    Do you feel special?
    –loveofhades

    66 Quintara [+]
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    10.10.07

    You poor bastards on
    Carl & Cole. Rolling your
    eyes. Buy a moped.
    -N Buddha

    N - Judah [+]
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    The door opens up
    You would take out a child
    just to get the seat.

    N - Judah [+]
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    I’d like to see how
    Buddha would handle the N
    Judah. Om me home.
    -N Buddha

    N - Judah [+]
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    I hate that you think
    it’s ok to hump me
    because the train’s full

    N - Judah [+]
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