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    What is MUNI Haiku?

    MUNI is the San Francisco Municipal Railway. MUNI Haiku celebrates and shakes a fist at all that is good, bad and curious about SF public transit.

    The world-famous and locally-reviled fleet is made up of gas buses, electric buses, connector buses, historic streetcars, lightrail trains and the iconic cable cars. It's complemented in some parts of town by BART, the subway that connects SF to its outskirts.The creator of this site absolutely worships the Italian orange F Markets.

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    3.24.08

    drunk man with foot cut
    making huge pool of blood drip
    driver keeps going

    33 Stanyan [+]
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    It’s OK tourist
    even though we’re turning left
    onward to the park
    -Kara

    5 Fulton [+]
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    Rude guy each morning
    Loud music from your cell phone
    What are you thinking?

    43 Masonic [+]
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    3.22.08

    New MUNI stoplights
    At 9th and Irving mean less
    accidents, I hope.
    - rowenoftc

    N - Judah [+]
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    loud teen on the phone
    “girl, glad i got suspended
    i met this FINE guy!”
    - Helen B.

    66 Quintara [+]
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    Speed Racer guns it
    7am I surf the aisle
    trying not to die

    31 Balboa [+]
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    trying to get home
    throng of SFSU kids
    effing pack-assed bus

    28 19th Avenue [+]
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    sweet relaxing ride
    not dreary like Geary, oh
    My darling Clement

    2 Clement [+]
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    3.7.08

    nowhere to nowhere
    compound my isolation
    twin peaks is lonely

    36 Teresita [+]
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    Crowded twenty nine
    A lot of people standing
    Move your goddamn bag!
    -PieMan

    29 Sunset [+]
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    You are sitting down
    I am trying to get off
    Move your goddamn foot!
    -PieMan

    29 Sunset [+]
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    Drunk woman screaming
    Panicked driver calls police
    Thanks for the free ride
    -caveman

    T- Third [+]
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    For the second night
    Out of four I find myself
    At Haight and Fillmore

    Waiting for the Owl,
    Sexually frustrated.
    Damn my male sex drive.

    -PieMan

    K-L-M-N - Owl [+]
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    Immature asians
    Obnoxious cell phone talkers
    See you tomorrow
    - not Aaron

    29 Sunset [+]
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    I miss the old days
    When you ran all the way out
    After 9, N time.
    -not Aaron

    L - Taraval [+]
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    today i took you
    because there was nothing else
    where’s my twenty nine?
    - rowenoftc

    28 19th Avenue [+]
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    It waits until you
    Give up all hope and just walk
    Then the f@cker comes.
    –MAP

    5 Fulton [+]
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    The new MUNI bus
    Approach is silent, deadly
    Stealth MUNI stalks me
    –MAP

    General [+]
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