Good mood, th’driver, now
Yestermorn was not as nice
DUI’s have that effect.

–A.K.Lewis

Now, which line did I
see a live Rooster flappin’
for its damn dear life?

I know we was on
Stockton somewhere, and that Bird
Dinn’t pay his damn fare!

–A.K.Lewis

Is that a jar of
urine in your coat, or are
you glad to see me?
–A.K.Lewis

Just ’cause I’m dressed nice
Doesn’t mean I’m not waiting
For you, ass chump! Wait!
–A.K.Lewis

‘Booger or loogie?’
I ask of you, you greenish,
coagulated globule
— A.K.Lewis

Waiting, waiting, and
Waiting and waiting and then
Four arrive at once
–A.K.Lewis