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    MUNI is the San Francisco Municipal Railway. MUNI Haiku celebrates and shakes a fist at all that is good, bad and curious about SF public transit.

    The world-famous and locally-reviled fleet is made up of gas buses, electric buses, connector buses, historic streetcars, lightrail trains and the iconic cable cars. It's complemented in some parts of town by BART, the subway that connects SF to its outskirts.The creator of this site absolutely worships the Italian orange F Markets.

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    My inlaws were scared
    to transfer from F to T.
    I should be too, huh?

    General [+]

    Where were you Tuesday?
    Was sick and needed a ride
    Not an hour long wait


    Near the F train stop
    Alone at midnight, a voice…
    “F comes in half hour!”

    “Who is there?” I said.
    Nervous, so late by myself
    That bus stop can talk!


    New job means new car
    Less MUNI but more traffic
    Sorry for the smog.


    Looking at Fastpass
    Who gets to pick the colors
    Or is it random?


    It’s just me and you
    waiting for the cable car.
    You’re drunk- I take bus.


    Tourists ride outside
    “It’s more fun!” comes the chorus
    “but it’s cold” says I


    A concert tonight
    Bus packed but I have bassoon
    Sorry everyone!


    Twenty nine at night
    Everyone seems so desparate
    City and life, edges.


    Saving me from rain
    I came out of the subway
    and you were waiting.

    On my last birthday
    brakeman let me ring the bell
    best present I got!

    Powell and Mason nights
    drivers are always friendly
    nicest Muni guys!



    17! why not
    represent for parkmerced?
    glad I dont live there.

    Took this for 1 year
    got sick every single day
    hate those roundabouts.